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World's most useless rooster

Discussion in 'Pictures & Stories of My Chickens' started by Dowie, Sep 12, 2011.

  1. Dowie

    Dowie Chillin' With My Peeps

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    This is Sooty. He looks so sweet, so innocent don't he?

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    That's because HE IS! Sooty's only successful functioning as a rooster so far has been to mate with the laaaadieeeez. He does not:

    Sort out pecking order problems

    OR

    Warn me about the dratted egg eating raven that keeps pinching eggs. No, it's not Sooty, he's too busy eyeing off the big beautiful butts of his laaaadieeez. It's my old hen Megatron with a voice like a horn. Today she let out a big alarm while Sooty was mooching around doin' NOTHING OF ANY USE.

    By the time I got there the raven had drilled a nice big hole in the egg.

    This is the first confirmation that the raven has been stealing eggs. Good Meg, bad Sooty.
     
  2. The Red Rooster

    The Red Rooster Poultry Observer

    He looks SOOO innocent. Are you sure hes been bad? I think you must have mistaken him for some one else..
     
  3. Miyashi

    Miyashi Chillin' With My Peeps

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    He sure is adorable...all that other stuff...I dunno.
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  4. theoldchick

    theoldchick The Chicken Whisperer

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    Well, with a boss hen named Megatron, Sooty is probably staying out of sight! Or did Megatron hire that egg-eating Raven and try to blame it on Sooty? Sound like something Megatron would do.
     
  5. Miyashi

    Miyashi Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:I like where you're going with this. xD
     
  6. WIChookchick

    WIChookchick Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I can just see Megatron saying something to Sooty..
    "You have failed me yet again Sooty!"...

    The original quote is " you have failed me yet again, starscream."
     
  7. Sassafras

    Sassafras Chillin' With My Peeps

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    He looks so cute. Maybe he thinks he is just the stud, not the bodyguard!
     
  8. toochicky

    toochicky Out Of The Brooder

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    Quote:X 2 [​IMG]
     
  9. Erin K

    Erin K Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Really the best part of this story, including the outstanding pic of Sooty, is that you have a hen named Megatron. Makes me want to rename all my chickens.

    I mean it's epic. Like, " I have a hen named Megatron, your argument is invalid" epic.

    You win the internet.
     
  10. stilldeb

    stilldeb Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Can't you just HEAR Megatron thundering across the yard now?

    Sorry, this thread was about Sooty, wasn't it? He is a very handsome fella, and apparently only has one thing on his mind...hmmm...that sounds very familiar....
     

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