The related thread got me thinking about the worst gift you've ever given. Be it white elephant or in sincerity, dish on yourself! Every year I have a fun get-together with girlfriends. It's mostly white elephant. I had found a Santa candy dish at the Goodwill, still in its box, which was destined for the party. Santa Claus had glowing red LED eyes and a motion sensor that turned them on. Better yet, when you moved, Santa's eyes flashed and he cackled, "Ho ho ho... Mewwy Cwistmas" (think of the priest in "Princess Bride"). It was h-i-d-e-o-u-s!! My friends were both repulsed by and morbidly attracted to it.