Worthless Cat

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by patman75, Oct 7, 2009.

  1. patman75

    patman75 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Now that I have chickens I look at our worthless indoor declawed cat as a negative resource. It kills nothing and only cuddles with you if have a blanket on. It is only 9 years old so no chance on it dying anytime soon.

    If only i could find someway to get her to "disappear" and still keep my warm bed.

    Anyone have any good disappearing tricks?
     
  2. cassie

    cassie Overrun With Chickens

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    If I lived closer to you I would love to have her.
     
  3. PurpleChicken

    PurpleChicken Tolerated.....Mostly

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    Crockpot?
     
  4. DuckLady

    DuckLady Administrator Staff Member

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    Quote:Don.
     
  5. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    Quote:You are once again wrong on all levels.
     
  6. wombat

    wombat Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 23, 2009
    Quote:I love cats, but I can't eat a whole one.
     
  7. Eggs4Sale

    Eggs4Sale Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 29, 2009
    Quote:I love cats, but I can't eat a whole one.

    That's the beauty of the crockpot. Set it to low or warm, we're talking DAYS of meals.
     
  8. chickerdoodle

    chickerdoodle Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 21, 2009
    Oregon
    Cats lower your blood pressure and keep your stress level lower. I don't know what I'll do when my 2 soft furry indoor divas go to heaven (they're 13). They both sleep around my head on my pillow purring me to sleep. My hubby says they sleep on me sometimes during the night too. So cozy and warm [​IMG]

    And if I even hear of a Crockpot being used.... [​IMG]
     
  9. Eggs4Sale

    Eggs4Sale Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 29, 2009
    Speaking of cozy and warm, beans are great in the crockpot.
     
  10. saddina

    saddina Internally Deranged

    May 2, 2009
    Desert, CA
    Quote:Now just because not even a cat will cuddle with you does not mean thier appitizers....

    Mine spends his time guarding the lawn from neighbors annoying purse dogs.
     

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