Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Quail_Antwerp, Oct 21, 2008.

  1. Quail_Antwerp

    Quail_Antwerp [IMG]emojione/assets/png/2665.png?v=2.2.7[/IMG]Mrs

    Aug 16, 2008
    1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

    6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

    7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

    8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

    10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

    11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

    12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

    13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

    14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

    15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list

    AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself
  2. chicken_angler

    chicken_angler Coop Constructist

    Jun 23, 2008
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  3. Fudgie

    Fudgie Hatching Queen - Got Fudge?

    16. You cannot get into your car because the battery on the remote to unlock it has have the key on the same keyring as the remote but..........
  4. cjeanean

    cjeanean Can't Decide

    Mar 5, 2008
    LOL! That's is pretty funny!
  5. Chicabee19

    Chicabee19 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 8, 2008
    LOL [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    forwarding to everyone.
  6. spook

    spook Chillin' With My Peeps

    17. the criminal sues the land owner for jeopardizing his life with your broken step and then he makes bail because the police bruised his wrists with those plastic handcuffs!

    18...forget how to write or spell, the keyboard and spell check.
  7. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    19. You get mad when the batteries in the remote run out because now you have to GET UP to change the channel.
  8. kodiakchicken

    kodiakchicken Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 18, 2008
    Kodiak, Alaska
    20. When 30 seconds in the microwave is too long!
  9. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    21. When you pile your dishes in the sink waiting for the dishwasher to be repaired.
  10. Fudgie

    Fudgie Hatching Queen - Got Fudge?

    Quote:You cannot find the remote and miss your favorite show because you spent 30 minutes rummaging through the stacks of magazines trying to find it because you are too lazy to reach up and change the chanel on the tuner!

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