You know your chickens are spoiled when................ 1. you let them sit on your lap to watch as you browse BYC on the computer 2. you share your french fries and vanilla frappe drink with your favorite hen as she sits on your lap 3. you mix water with the chicken's feed because they like it better that way 4. you say goodnight to your chickens every night, and good morning to them every morning 5. you feed them waaaayyyy more treats than they need! 6. you push your favorite rooster around in a stroller around the yard 7. you post a lot of pictures of your chickens on BYC (entering them in contests, showing them off, etc. ) 8. you make movies about them (on iDVD with their pictures and music included...and then all you do is just burn the movie onto a DVD! ) 9. you record your rooster(s) crowing with your cell phone 10. you talk about them at school/at work all the time 11. you have hundreds of pictures of your flock on your computer 12. you talk to your chickens in a baby voice 13. you talk to your chickens like they're a real person 14. you're making a thread about "when your chickens are spoiled..." because that means you have to list all the reasons in the first place, which means you have experienced these reasons or do them in the first place anyway! For me...I know that my chickens are spoiled when....well, all of the above apply! Feel free to add your own.