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Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by ARose4Heaven, Jan 27, 2011.

  1. ARose4Heaven

    ARose4Heaven Chillin' With My Peeps

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    you spend your entire day puttering around the henhouse, just hanging out with your friends. (This was today's story)

    you wish all those humans would just GO AWAY!

    you love the smell of dirt and pine shavings.

    you sing the egg-laying song after a good BM.
     
  2. sfw2

    sfw2 Global Menace

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  3. gmendoza

    gmendoza Chillin' With My Peeps

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    if you lay an egg

    if you lay an egg in the coop

    if you lay an egg in the coop inside the nesting box

    if you lay an egg in the coop inside the nesting box and the roo is next to you

    if you lay an egg in the coop inside the nesting box and the roo is next to you and the DS opens the lid,grabs your tail up,takes the egg,then closes the lid. [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  4. BirdNut

    BirdNut Overrun With Chickens

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    You love to roll in the humans' garden, flinging dirt and beautiful flowers everywhere. [​IMG]
     
  5. ARose4Heaven

    ARose4Heaven Chillin' With My Peeps

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  6. willkatdawson

    willkatdawson Chillin' With My Peeps

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  7. ARose4Heaven

    ARose4Heaven Chillin' With My Peeps

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    You will eat ANYTHING, and EVERYTHING will eat you.
     
  8. chickensducks&agoose

    chickensducks&agoose Chillin' With My Peeps

    You somehow manage to open the 5 gallon can of feed, climb in, invite 5 of your friends to stack on top of you, and then magically put the lid back on, so when 'Mom' comes home, and goes (in the dark) to grab a handful of feed to throw in the coop, she instead grabs a handful of warm chicken, and screams her bloody head off. Hilarious. yes, 6 chickens crammed into a galvanized 5 gallon pail... with the lid ON.
     
  9. BirdNut

    BirdNut Overrun With Chickens

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    chickensducks&agoose :

    You somehow manage to open the 5 gallon can of feed, climb in, invite 5 of your friends to stack on top of you, and then magically put the lid back on, so when 'Mom' comes home, and goes (in the dark) to grab a handful of feed to throw in the coop, she instead grabs a handful of warm chicken, and screams her bloody head off. Hilarious. yes, 6 chickens crammed into a galvanized 5 gallon pail... with the lid ON.

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    I laughed so hard when I pictured that in my head...​
     
  10. Mahonri

    Mahonri Urban Desert Chicken Enthusiast Premium Member

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    if you just crap anywhere at anytime cuando le das la gana
     

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