You might be a redneck if ...

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by michickenwrangler, Sep 1, 2009.

  1. michickenwrangler

    michickenwrangler To Finish Is To Win

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    A thought of a few that may not have occured to Jeff Foxworthy

    --if one end of your clothes line is tied to your chicken run
    --if the other end is tied to your truck bumper
    --if you've ever come back from a test drive with the vehicle covered in mud

    Let's hear some of yours
     
  2. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    Well here we have a bunch of running jokes about living in the high desert.

    You may be a high desert dweller if you have to drive to your mailbox.

    You may be a high desert dweller if you front gate doubles as a wind block.

    You may be a high desert dweller if your front yard foliage consists of mustard, tumbleweeds and Joshua trees.

    Etc.....
     
  3. MandyH

    MandyH You'll shoot your eye out!

    You might be a redneck is you have an old toilet bowl for a nesting box. You want me to get a pic LOL
     
  4. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    Quote:Yes please [​IMG]
     
  5. MandyH

    MandyH You'll shoot your eye out!

    You just wait. There is an old toilet on this place somewhere and the last time I couldn't find a turkey hen, she was sittin on eggs in the toilet!!!!!!!! She hatched them out too buddy.
     
  6. Chicks_N_Horses

    Chicks_N_Horses Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 30, 2009
    South Alabama
    Quote:Yes please [​IMG]

    DOUBLE YES!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  7. WalkingWolf

    WalkingWolf Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 1, 2009
    North Carolina
    You might be a redneck if a hot date with some chicks involves a milk crate and a bag of scratch.
     
  8. Southernbelle

    Southernbelle Gone Broody

    Mar 17, 2008
    Virginia
    Quote:I am SOOOOO going to do this! Great idea! [​IMG]
     
  9. Southernbelle

    Southernbelle Gone Broody

    Mar 17, 2008
    Virginia
    ....if you caught yourself wearing your coop shoes to church...

    and then pretended you didn't know what that smell was [​IMG]
     
  10. georgialee

    georgialee Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 9, 2009
    Knoxville, TN
    ...you live in the middle of a subdivision and have 20-some chickens on .3 of an acre.

    ...the contents of your garage are in the driveway so that you can build a chicken coop in said garage.
     

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