Your know you are old when?

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Opa, Dec 11, 2008.

  1. Opa

    Opa Opa-wan Chickenobi

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    Since I am considered a senior citizen and not real sure how I got here so quickly, I though it might be a good thing if there were a list. Something people could refer to to find out if they have reached that milestone. I'll start with a few and lets see how many see can come up with
    1 You know you are old when you start drawing social secuity.
    2 You know you are old when you are given the senior discount with out asking.
    3 You know you are old when your kids start retiring.
    4 You know you are old when you try to pull up you wrinkled socks and discover you weren't wearing any.
    5 You know you are old when ..........
     
  2. rooster-red

    rooster-red Here comes the Rooster

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    You know you are old when ..........
    All the music you listen to is now considered "Classic"
     
  3. Buff Hooligans

    Buff Hooligans Scrambled

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    You know you're old when you started downhill skiing when boots were still lace-up.
     
  4. geckomama

    geckomama Chillin' With My Peeps

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    You know you are old when your kids tell you are cool,,,,,,,,,,, [​IMG]
     
  5. bluey

    bluey thootp veteran

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    YKYOW...the number of pills you take almost equal the number of teeth left in your mouth..... [​IMG]
     
  6. you know you are old when you go to the kitchen and wonder what room this is. [​IMG] marrie
     
  7. Buff Hooligans

    Buff Hooligans Scrambled

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    You know you're old when you start worrying that you're going to croak in the backwoods alone but surrounded by dozens of hungry housecats.
     
  8. the1much

    the1much Currently Birdless Hippy

    ya KNOW your old when,,,,,,,, ya make more noise getting up from your chair,, then you do sitting on your "thrown" [​IMG]
     
  9. ChickaD

    ChickaD Chillin' With My Peeps

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    YKYAO...when you refer to tv shows and bands your kids haven't ever seen...or possibly even heard of!
     
  10. ams3651

    ams3651 Chillin' With My Peeps

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