Youve got mail

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Marlinchaser, Feb 20, 2008.

  1. Marlinchaser

    Marlinchaser Chillin' With My Peeps

    Oct 18, 2007
    MERRY LAND
    A blonde went out to her mail box and looked in, closed the door and
    went back in the house. A few minutes later she went out and looked in
    the mail box again. She did this several times and her neighbor that
    was watching her said, "You must be expecting a very important letter
    today the way you keep looking into your mail box"...
    The blonde answered "No", I am working on my computer and it keeps
    telling me that I've got mail."
     
  2. Parson's Wife

    Parson's Wife Blessed Abundantly

    Jan 22, 2008
    Arkansas
    A man watched two blondes dig a hole and then cover it up, for the length of a complete block, finally he had enough, he went up the the blondes and said, "I've watched you for hours, why are you digging holes then covering them up?"
    One of the blondes said, "Oh! Well there are 3 of us, one digs, one plants, and the other covers up...but the one who plants, called in sick today!"


    (Did I mention I'm blond?....lol)
     
  3. Nupine

    Nupine Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 21, 2007
    Ohio
    Those were hilarious!!!!! Sorry, I don't know too many blonde jokes, just yo mama jokes. [lol]
     
  4. Wildsky

    Wildsky Wild Egg!

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    Quote:You can't say THAT and not share!

    So long as they won't get you into trouble [​IMG]
     
  5. Nupine

    Nupine Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 21, 2007
    Ohio
    Well I only know a few, but here is one. Your momma is so stupid, she walked outside with yo daddy, yo daddy said it's chilly out, yo stupid mama went inside and got a spoon!! Sort of dumb.
     
  6. Nupine

    Nupine Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 21, 2007
    Ohio
    I guess that one stunk.
     
  7. ilovemychickies

    ilovemychickies Chillin' With My Peeps

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  8. Nupine

    Nupine Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 21, 2007
    Ohio
    Finally someone liked it!!!!!!!!!![​IMG][​IMG]:eek:[​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
  9. Sunny Chook Farm

    Sunny Chook Farm Chillin' With My Peeps

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    funny!!!
     
  10. Nupine

    Nupine Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 21, 2007
    Ohio
    Thanks!!
     

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