Recent content by 1FlewOver

There's two things I can't seem to keep; lavender and fig trees. The late cold snaps kill the fig trees, and the heat kills the lavender.

I've got a little bit in the ground but mainly still in 4" pots. I've got more peppers and tomatoes than I know what to do with. They are all nearly a foot tall. They've been outdoors since the 10th. I put them out before I went to the hospital because I thought they might admit me and then the...

This one is probaly too easy, but what backwards gives you back your wife, job, and truck?

Now, this only gonna be fun if people use their brains instead of Google. First riddle: A guy lives on the 21st floor. Every morning, he takes the elevator to the lobby, every evening he takes it to the 14th, and walks up the rest of the way via the staircase, WHY?

I spent 6 hrs in the hospital Friday night. I saw facemasks every time I turned around. I spent 10 days in the hospital around August last year, and they were checking me for tuberculosis. Its around...so be careful folks. They still haven't figured out what's killing me....but I have a...

Ok...but what are "volutures"?? Yeah...St. Peter is gonna tell me:" Dont pass go , dont collect $200, go straight to you know where!"

Yeah...my cat and I were sleeping outside until it started raining.

Nothing, but if I was ...it'd be Stevie Ray, or my buddies...Holland K. Smith, or Sideways...( my old band).

May I suggest: ' How to ice your wife in 3 easy steps'. Poboy publishing 1995. (You will find out more about Poboy as time goes by....)

Maybe late to the party, but I'll play: Poboy is a dejected young raven in his mid- twenties. He feels the whole world is against him while he still struggles to find himself. Meantime, he envies the romantic relationships he sees around him, and seeks to destroy them with cunning and malice...

Thanks, there's at least 30 years too many there though, I remember back then, I was like a rooster in the hen yard. Now, the old hens just cackle at me! But I guess breathing beats not breathing, even if it isn't heavy breathing!

I use boiling water as well, but a little differently. First, I take the eggs and put them round side up in the crate. I take a push pin and poke a hole in that end...( they never break that way.) I add a tablespoon of salt and vinegar and a half teaspoon of vegetable oil. I keep it to a low...

After the Cancer, a doctor told me: "You shouldn't be smoking!" I said OK Doc, tell me who should. It wasn't the Swine flu that almost killed me, it was pnuemonia, followed by some strange bacterial infection. But seriously, if I hadn't gotten medical attention when I did, I probably would be...

I don't know about mushrooms, but my darn cat has got a nose. He tracks down all my leftovers and has to try everything I eat at least once. It's funny to watch him after he eats spicy food. He's like a dog that's eaten peanut butter, his tongue trying to rinse his palette.6 Anyway, I've got...

I always know Christmas is close when I have a birthday!!! :D I turned 60 today!