Charlemagne crowed happily and said "Chocolate, you, and I can live together." He walked a bit further until he found a big hole in the ground. he went in it, and laid down.
Charlemagne said "Fine, you can have Jeff. You know he is much less handsome then me. The farm paid a lot of money for me. Jeff looks normal. So you can have him then, the ugly rooster that he is. Your choice."
(Would you like for Chocolate to go broody?)Charlemagne saw Willow and crowed angrily. It was fine, he supposed. He was the lead rooster and much more handsome than Jeff.