I respectfully decline the mosquito offer.. we have some new breed down here I have affectionately named "Skeeter-Dactyl".. they could drain the average man in a matter of seconds..
new to this myself but come from a long line of classy rednecks and high class hillbillies... I have 2 daughters, 8 and 4, and the oldest has talked me into looking into chickens for our place.. I'm outdoorsy, have raised and butchered my own pigs, hunt during the winter and fish all year...