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"My girl DD here got a blue ribbon at the fair today! Not sure what I was doing there, but she let me tag along and see the animals and I got to have corn on a stick, and I snuck some of a caramel apple when she wasn't looking" :)

Because there are people who care~ The fact that this little fella had a team of people to rescue him is amazing. Someone cared enough to report him in trouble, an officer cared enough to take him to an emergency vet who gave him a second chance. Now a shelter staff is taking care of him until...

I love your "want list" and your husband did an amazing job creating your coop. Very lucky chickens :)

"Let's see, take a right at the hen house and a left at the pig pen? No, Left at the dog house and right at the goat pen. I will never find the secret duck pond at this rate (sigh)"

(not mine) Found this handsome roo on Google. What does he think about daylight savings?

"C'mon hunny, I know that retainers are expensive. He said it was an accident. He had to spit it out while he ate corn. I'll call the orthodontist in the morning. Can we stop looking now?"

Ron: [about rewiring the house] Yeah? Are you gonna make it all 220? Jack: Yeah. 220... 221, whatever it takes.

I wonder if she ever caught up to her buddies :)

"I'm so excited for my spa day!" "Bubbles and a foot soak" "OK mom, you'd better rinse me now"

What was Sesame thinking when she photo bombed Sid's picture?

You have perfectly outlined my future!, I will show your story to my husband so he will have a clear idea of my plans after Ms. Sesame Chicken is no longer queen of our home. Throw in a couple of Emus, tweak the available breeds of chicks in our area and I will follow your style of adding...

"I have asked and asked you NOT to take pictures of my fanny. It's not my best side"

Typical game of Freeze Tag with Sesame. It hurts when she is "it".

"Seriously, did you just say....?"

"No Mabel, it's still Saturday, just like it was 20 seconds ago, and 20 seconds before that. Quit blinking and take a nap."

"I take manning my post very serious. I also get to use the scope to check out the chicks."

"Wait a minute! This is the girls' locker room! You're not supposed to be in here Creeper!"

"So you fake a tummy ache and now you have all of the attention." (whimper)

"Oh my allergies!!! Somebody get me meds or at least a tissue!"