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My city has ridiculous restrictions. You would think I was playing with a radioactive animal here. I am friends with a police officer who lives and works in my city. She has a LOT of chickens. That makes me feel a LOT better about breaking 57 laws just having one.

In response to #4: My hen CAUSES pain and distress. It happens everytime I step in her poo. Re #6: I dunno about there being more chickens than any other bird... I recently put up a hummingbird feeder. Within one hour I thought I was in a Hitchcock movie. Re #8: They DO love to play!! Tweedy...

After suffering through 2 brood sessions so far, I found the answer to this problem with Tweedy. Take the biggest shotgun you own and point it at her. It works when my husband or twins get broody, and surprise! It worked with her. You don't need to load it. What they don't know won't hurt them...

Married with chicken

4106 Come By and I Will Kill You Lane. I'll put on a pot of coffee.

DEAD CUZ WALKING!

No need to know my return address - it looks like I live just down the road from you!! What a small world!!

Thanks and thanks!

I was thinking more of something that might suggest you refrain from suggesting sending fertile eggs, giving back the eggs in my fridge, or any other fun suggestions. As for my lonely little brooder, she is a family member.. and AN ONLY CHILD. She stays with her mama. Do you like fireworks by...

I want to send you a gift. You seem so worthy of one. Exactly what IS your home address?

If I receive a single fertilized egg - I will hang myself and it will be on YOUR pretty head! I am already too full of angst with ONE girl. Another will kill me and a rooster will kill my husband who has no interest in any of this! Just a friendly warning.

I ate them all.

Cream of Wheat?

UPDATE: My Tweedy went on a laying spree. She laid an egg for each and every day in February - bar none. Sadly though, on the 28th, after she laid her last egg - my poor baby started to do the BIG brood. It was like she timed it all. Now I have a big fat butterball who I am trying to break...

Thank you thank you thank you!!

I have a beautiful, sweet, funny, engaging chicken and one heck of an egg layer but I don't know what breed she is. Can anyone tell me what my chicken is by the photos? Any info is greatly appreciated.

Can anyone tell me what kind of chicken I have? When my friend gave her to me she told me she was a cochin. My "cochin" chicken doesn't look like any of the cochin chicken pictures I've seen. In fact, I don't think I've seen any chickens at all that look like my baby. Can anyone tell me what...

Tweety's first egg. She hasn't missed a single day of laying since then. Today though I think she is attempting to lay 2 eggs - she laid one and is still in a butt-up position and panting - so I think she has one more coming. What a gal!

I was rummaging through my pantry one day and found a box of Cream of Wheat cereal that was hiding behind the pasta. The label says it has 20% of a person's daily requirement for calcium without milk. I am not what you would call a math genius but I kinda figured that if 3 tablespoons of that...