Ah, ok. Very clever, Teila.
I just went by the discount place that often gets things that fall off of trucks, and they had a bin that was marked "free for pig feed", so my chickens just got three jars of expired mayonnaise and three bottles of some kind of red Mexican chile soda. LOL
Do you...
Our chickens are cannibals, they eat anything, just like their velociraptor ancestors. They neither know nor care if it was their roost-mate yesterday they're eating today. Just don't feed brains to them, they might get mad chicken disease from the prions. Shudder. JK.