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Eh? Pray tell, what doth this word of "M," mean, Dawg?

I should hope not -- terribly dry places, they are.

*Boing.* (What do you mean, "'boing,' isn't a word," spellcheck!?)

On a date? EDIT: Oh, we're talking about weight. Whoopsies.

No, it is not. Dropped to 90-something pounds when I had DKA. Not healthy at all. ... And then I overshot and came wayyyyy back up. Oops. 🤣

... I think that my last (note-worthy) gain was last year. That being said, I still need to lose some. Well... I think that I'll try going on walks again. And also try harder to not slip on the snowy driveway. Especially in front of the neighbor's house. I don't think that they notice, but...

My friend is -- to me, at least -- very skinny. If I hug my sister around the shoulders, I can grab my arms a bit above my wrists. If I hug my friend around the shoulders, I can grab my elbows. She feels so fragile.... Of course, I can use this as an excuse to make really, really rich foods when...

My alarm clock is about four biggish steps away from the side of my bed. That thing goes off in the morning, blaring loud enough to wake the dead, and I jump up and out like a caffeinated Jack Russels Terrier that just got booted in the heinie, galumph the four steps like a drugged emu, and slap...

My dad talks in his sleep sometimes. Ohhhhh, boy, some of the things that he says. "Keep your car parts on," is one that I heard.

I've heard that one of my brothers once sleepwalked downstairs and conducted mature, sophisticated conversation with our mother. Neither of them can remember what the conversation was about.

I fell asleep at about 1:30. This is normal for me, though.

*Mutter mutter mutter.* Socializing is hard. *Mutter mutter mutter.*

*Frowns blearily from a cocoon of blankets.* Nooooooo.... *Burrows back under.*

I didn't know that I posted that much yesterday. I posted more than the Old Man... that must be a first.

@Kiki, what is the meaning of this? 😦 🔪

What? Do you need me to off someone again?