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We've done so much to make the coop pretty and keep the run consealed. Our yard is clean (maybe the grass only gets cut once a week) and my chickens don't bother anyone. There is no sort of an eye-sore on our property. He was offended by *seeing* chickens. Nothing more, nothing...
This would be my response, and it would not be an e-mail. A copy would be sent registered mail and a copy sent regular mail (just in case he didn't go sign for the other).
Your name
Your address
His name
His address
Re: chickens
Date
cc: my attorney, local law enforcement
Dear Neighbor...