Crazy as a pet coon.
When someone would throw something away that was still good, my mom would say, "there will be a day coming when they wished they had kept that", and she was almost always right!
Idle hands are the work of the devil.
Busy hands are happy hands.
If God had intended man to fly, a frog wouldn't be bumping his butt on the ground. (never did get that one, really!)
Wouldn't last longer than a paper shirt in a bear fight.
Happier than a hog in mud.
Does a bear poop in the...