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Me "That freckle WILL NOT COME OFF!"

Me: "If I HAVE to feed the predator population, why can't they eat the ugly chickens?" "Mom, chicken poop happens. Try watching where you step. And wipe your feet before coming in!" "Turkeys are more snuggly than chickens. They also don't crow 24 hours a day...Need ....more....turkeys....!"...

Planting a new lawn and not worried about the weeds....just watering everything...all for the birds, of course.

Especially the poop parts! I'm starting to see a difference between turkeys and chickens. Chickens seem to fight, turkeys seem to love everybody. Turkeys LOVE water. Turkeys mating dance is cuter than chickens.

To Mom about hurt rooster in bathroom recuperating, "Oh look, he's finally standing on two feet!....Nevermind, he fell over again...and spilled all the water...again....sigh." "He has normal poop, so that's a good sign." "Good thing I didn't kill him, he's making a recovery!" "Awwww. The...

What part of "eat the aphids' didn't you understand? Now I gotta go find some more dirt....

"I can't come to work today because something got in my chicken coop and killed my favorite chicken. It's gonna take me all day to fix it." "Turkey poults are escape artists." "Get that dang deer outta my coop!...I hate deer!...why can't they go out the way they came in the coop, instead of...