how about Dad I got chicken vomit in my eye!!!! ( my pullet drank alot then I flipped her upside down to give her her eyedrops) My dad laughed sooooooooooooo hard when I went in the house to clean the vomit out of my eye.
How about "dad will you take the rooster outside to go bathroom." (we had an injured rooster that wouldn't go in his pen he would crow and crow until you took him outside)