My best of all . My 91 year old mother to my 85 year old step Father
"NO Andy! She cant get her colenoscopy the first of August..... Her chicks are hatching!"
My older son to me in our weekly phone call ;
"How is the 'Tyson' chicken farm doing?"
To him;
Guess what? I have 40 more eggs incubation.!..dead silence... (then I hear the faint sound of the guys in white coats getting in their truck)
I have a stinker!!!
My package isnt here yet ? OHH NO.! My EGGS , 3 more are coming, please watch for them
Dont throw those watermelon rinds in the trash ...the chickens!!
Gotta get a nest box made their combs are turning red!
That late? Dang now i gotta walk to the coop in the pitch...
Words i never even knew or said before I had chickens..and i am a NEWBIE!!!.,
pasty butt,
tractor coop
waddle,
straight run,
pullet,
broody,
nest box,
Orp.
EE,
pine chips,
crumbles,
grit,
gullet,
red comb,
fluffy butt,
brooder
chicken poop
vent
auto solar coop light & many more my...
Grown son:" Your bathroom tub edge,sink and floor are getting pretty poopy, arent they?"
(11 three week old chicks in there roosting all over. 2 Brooders in tub no screen on top.)