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"My chick has pasty butt, maybe I should have become a chicken proctologist!" DS at supper one night. "Um Mom... Is this Maude we're eating?" Very serious. No, we weren't.

I feel the same way!

" Molly, if you don't stop getting out of the coop and start laying in the hen house, you will shortly be named Fried Up!" Squatting down with an egg in my hand, " Girls, this is an egg, it's time for you to lay,so help me out here!"

LMAO!!!!!

HAHAHA! I get asked, "When you think ya'll will be getting eggs?" Me," I don't know yet. I'll give you some,but I don't want to cont my eggs before they lay."

Was that for me? I was the one calling MY mama about it,LOL. She was about to wet her pants when I was giving her the play by play. Like "Mama, Molly is in there with Foghorn. Looks like he's trying to coach her.", These are Too funny to pick one!!!! My hens have a "Feather god mother!" the...

My husband who wasn't keen on getting chickens, but keen on using them for dual purpose has changed his mind. His Buddy," Man,when y'all gonna eat one of them chickens?" Husband," Dude,we're not. It's really peaceful to sit and watch them, esp when the rooster gets after a hen!" So now, he...