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To my broody hen: "Alright! gosh moody broody!, you can keep the eggs and ill keep my hand, okay?"

Someone posted one like this but i think its great! : "Dont attack me you mean, son of a clucking rooster!" lol "Shut up already, ill collect the eggs later!" (to the hens squaking LOUDLY about laying an egg)

Good! Cuz Im still laughing!

Iove the last one.... it made my day!

"Can someone please shake out "Mommy Feathers?"" (A feather duster)

Yes. And even though I wouldnt classify chickens as "Snuggly" They are good listeners. My hen hears alot of venting from me :) And good for you..... spreding chicken love... bock bock

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha good one!

"Anyone want a rooster?" "Why is your chicken eating the paint off the deck again?" "Watch out for "chicken poop feet"" "Where is that friggin chicken scrap bucket??" ohhh how bout this one... "For the thenth time....please sweep the mulch back in the garden where it belongs!"