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ok i have 2 of them today. Dad: what are you lessoning too Me: classical music Dad: why???????????????????? Me: to get the chickens in the mood Dad: the mood for what Me: to lay an egg of course, what are you thinking Mom: Cary why is there a half dozen eggs in your dirty close...

so i was surffing ebay and loged in and the mouse was hovringer over the bid button and Lilly decdied she wanted to eat the little green light on my mouse well some how she it the bid button but thank god I got it away from her before she commented to the order. So i had to tell my chicken not...

so my little bite came in my room yesterday to lay her egg and i did not notice that she dropped a wet poop right in my shoe as she walked over it. so when i got ready to go out side i sliped on my shoe to ugh gross its worse then cat hair ball and i yelled " Chicken Nugget (her real name) you...

just said this about 3 min ago my mother called me and asked if I wanted to go to Wal-Mart with her and I had to tell her " Give me about 15 min my chicken is over heating and I need to cool her off" my poor phoenix was trying to lay egg for 45 min she was panting and finally got up to drink...

ok so lets just say I live in a nice neighborhood other then a few houses with junkies living in them. Now my daughter named her chicken Phoenix now i have a habbit of not always saying there complete name when calling them and one day i was walking around looking for phoenix yelling phoen...

NO CHICKENS ALLOWED ON THE BED!!!!!!! I had to say that 3 times in just this last hour. my chicken are not even suppose to be in the house let alone sleeping on my bed but as soon as I turn my back there back up there again.

I have to give dog another bath to was chicken poop off her.