"Sorry I have to go home and take care of my chickens!"
"I'll be right there Mom! Just gotta get the chicken settled in the basement!" (Yes I have a hen living in my basement. lol I get complaints about her everyday!)
Me and one of my hens are always fighting! (but I love her very much)
Me: Minerva keep your beak to yourself!
Share the treats minerva!
Get off the water heater Minerva!
Nobody is bothering you so just sit there and go to sleep minerva please..
And then there are these conversations...
Me: Mom can I bring Joanie (one of my chicks) to Aunties house? I'll put a diaper on her!
My mom: 0.o
"Sorry I have to leave early, I need to close up my chickens!"
"Oh stop your yapping! I'll get your egg later!"
"Mom, Dad, can I buy a henholster chicken diaper for the chicken