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"Which one do you want for dinner?"

Him: Why is there a chicken in the cat's PetTaxi? Me: The big rooster was attacking him a bit too much. I'll put him in the coop when it's dark. ------------------ Him: Hey honey, should the light still be on in the coop? Me: Daggummit. Dang stupid cheap timer. ------------------- Me...

::drives past neighbor's farm:: ::head whips around so hard he almost gets whiplash:: Other Half: Are those barred rock crosses. Me: Yeah, I think so. OH: Do you think our girls...nah. Me: All five of them were in their pen before we left. They're fine. ::make it half way to town...

"Don't MAKE me get the Rake of Death!" (my hens are terrified of a rake...all I have to do is pick it up and they run for the coop.) "Fugly! Stop trying to brood those eggs!" (Fugly is a 1/2 Silkie rooster) "Let me get done making breakfast for the girls and I'll start ours."