My 5-yrold is used to us eating the livestock chickens (we have some banties for pets, but the bigger ones go to the table) and she once went straight up to one of the teachers at preschool and told her "we ate Patrick for dinner yesterday! He tasted really good!".
Now, in Norwegian the word for hen altso is a modern word for vagina. This, as you can imagine, leads to alot of possible misinterpretations around our house. Like this winter in one of the coldest periods: "Mom, would you come help me put vasoline on the hens so they don't get frostbites?" or...