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Misheard lyrics: "But everybody's like: Crystal, Maybach, diamonds on your tiny feet / Jet planes, islands, tigers on a cold bleach." Real lyrics: "But everybody's like: Crystal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece / Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash." Song: Royals - Lorde

Misheard lyrics: "Eighty times I've been around that track/ So I stopped at school to half bend my back." Real lyrics: "A few times I've been around that track/ So it's not just gonna happen like that." Song: Hollaback girl

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And of course it's blocked. Sigh. Well, just look up late night with Jimmy Fallon misheard lyrics.

Sorry about the quality. Enjoy!

Stupid phone put up the wrong video.

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Misheard lyrics: "In the meadow we can build a snowman/ And pretend that he's a circus clown." Real lyrics: "In the meadow we can build a snowman/ and pretend that he is Parson Brown." I spent years wondering why someone would want to be married by a clown!

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This is not a misheard lyric but it's still really funny. A robber broke into a house. It was dark, and the homeowners weren't there. He was in the living room, taking things when he heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you." The robber shone his flashlight around to see who was talking. He...

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Misheard lyrics: "I left some brains down in Africa." Real lyrics: "I bless the rains down in Africa." Song: Africa

Misheard lyrics: "Only downtown, voices carry." Real lyrics: "Keep it down now, voices carry." Song: Voices Carry It took my dad years to figure out the correct lyrics to that song!

Misheard lyrics: "There's a bathroom on the right." Real lyrics: :There's a bad moon on the rise." Song: Bad Moon Rising

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I guess I'll go first. "Like a drunk, baby don't stop leaning." Song: Gone, gone, gone.

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