Oh! Another good one from Papaw:
Upon driving up a particularly curvy mountain road---I believe whoever laid this road musta been following drunk porcupines in the dark!
My husband is from California and Im from the backwoods of North Carolina .so he experienced quite a bit of culture shock upon moving here. All the people waving was a HUGE deal to him. And of course the hysterical corn likker incident of 20-double ought. (2000). Here are some of the things...