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Quote: ROFLMAO I can't tell you HOW MANY TIMES I have stuck something in the pocket of my jacket and forgotten about it. Like, when I was looking for the key ring that has my LIFE on it--house key, office key, keys to the horse trailer locks, key to the tack room lock--it took me 3 weeks...

When you follow a school bus full of pigs up the two lane on the way to work, and your employer accepts this as not only believeable, but a perfectuly good reason to be 20 minutes late????????

Quote: 3 blocks??? My post office is the next county over. Seriously, we aren't big enough for one, so they put us in the nearest town, which is the wrong county. How bout when it is 2007 and your last child "graduates" from elementary school, which really IS a white wooden schoolhouse, with...

Quote: Hmmm... Trying to figure out the shipping charge from NE to NC.... Ummmmm..... Nope... does me no good if ya do.. Goddess HEY! You are right down the road from me! I will keep my eyes open for the wringer

When you have had the following actual conversations in your home: Son, please do not pee INSIDE the barn, pee outside the barn. It won't smell that way. Will someone please go get the goat back from Ms.____'s house. The goat is in the living room because it is cold outside, and its momma...