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Suddenly, a little kitten appeared at John's front door and mewed hungrily.

(Man, the story of Dan is getting really weird... ) Suddenly, as Dan crawled through the doggy door, he woke up and everything was back to normal; his chickens, cows and sheep were all safe and his house was perfect.

So he culled the roosters and stored them in the freezer to eat later.

The sheep grazed peacefully and looked like cotton mounds dotted over the pasture.

Suddenly, a giant sponge appeared and soaked up all the water!

(Does anyone want to start a new story? Though this part of the story is getting good. )

Then AMAZINGLY, the rooster said, "I'm sorry. Didn't know what I was doing." and walked off.

The turkeys ate hungrily and soon their crops were full.

He grinded up the peanuts, made peanut butter and made a PB & J sandwich.

The rooster clucked in contentment, fell asleep and Dan thought, "He needs a hen-friend!"

One bantam rooster was still alive and limped over to Dan, clucking pitifully. He was a beautiful shiny green and a brilliant buff color with a bright red comb.

Then, the man's border collie leaped gracefully over the fence and herded the geese away, saving his master.