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I'm not really sure where she's moving. All I know is they'll be across the street from a young family with a small child. She hates children so they'll also probably be wishing for Zeil's alien cane toad neighbors.

Not really. She's moving to North Carolina next year so we'll only have to see her once a year. She'll be pretty much out of our lives at that point. All of us are very excited for the going away party.

My crazy neighbor is my mother-in-law. She's always fussing about something. One day the chickens have offended her, then it's the dogs or the stray cats. Other times she's mad because I gave my father-in-law radishes from my garden or he gave us hamburgers. She has made up nasty scenarios...

Something like, "First off, I'm not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all!"

I didn't know alien cane toads ate eggs. I guess everyone enjoys a good breakfast scramble no matter what galaxy they're from.

My grandma wouldn't either. I was trying to keep it polite.

My grandma would have suggested that someone had peed in her cornflakes.

I prefer the alien mothership theory no matter the true story. Maybe they're an alien race of cane toads.