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Lol! That's awesomely hilarious! :gig

Not at all. I'm glad it served a purpose. However upon reading it, I realized it should have been *cross the road* I used the wrong pretense. ;)

You're welcome! :)

Hope that helps. :) Good luck at the fair! :fl

Who tells chicken jokes? Comedihens! ~~~ How do chickens bake a cake? From scratch! ~~~ How does a chicken mail a letter? In an HEN-velope! ~~~ What did the sick chicken say? I have people pox!

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, what kind of tree does a chicken come from? A poul-tree! ~~~ What do chickens grow on? Eggplants! ~~~ What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An eggrolls! ~~~ Why did the chicken disappoint his mother? He wasn't what he was cracked...

What goes Peck, Peck, Peck, boom? A chicken in a minefield! ~~~ What is the best car to be driving when you want to play chicken? A coupe!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a pitbull? Just a pitbull! ~~~ What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell? An alarm cluck! ~~~ What do you get when you cross a dog with a chicken? A hen that lays poosched eggs!

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road? She was afraid someone would Caesar! ~~ What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, then crosses the road again and roll in the dirt? A dirty double-crossing chicken!

Why did the chicken crossed the road halfway? She wanted to lay it on the line. ~~

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick-layer!

Why thank you! :P

What is the best car to be driving when you're playing chicken? A coupe

What do you call a frightened scuba diver? Chicken of the sea!

What do you call it when a Tasmanian devil gets into the henhouse? Deviled eggs!