I love a good spoonerism... Zilch the Storyteller out at Scarborough is awesome. Also converted Free Bird into Bard... freaking hilarious.
Fuster Cluck would be rather brilliant... but knowing my MIL she'd be up there at 3am with a paintbrush censoring it.
Oh dear. I think I just channeled my Uncle Dan. He's still alive, just talked to him a bit back, so maybe that's why... eerie though. Anywho, hope it won't offend but I just know what he'd say upon seeing Northern Winds... "Better out than in!" (ala burping)
*shakes head* Boy I really need...
Henny Penny Farm? Hens + Pens for Rabbits anyways...
Err... Houdini Hills? Goats are rather known for escaping...
Ohh how about The Escape Hatch... or Hutch for that matter.
Could just do something like CGR* Farms.. might be fun to see how long it takes people to figure it out.
*Chicken...