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They last me a couple months. They're just ones that I toss when they get dull, but they're not the bottom of the line ones, either. Anyway, we seem to be a bit off topic :lol: So how about a joke? A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He...

Err, I need a razor to shower, because I shave when I shower. I use a REAL razor, not an electric shaver. I bet that's what she was talking about. And taking one of those in the shower doesn't ruin it, lol. Not everything is electric, even these days ;)

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow 5000 dollars. The loan officer says they will need some kind of collateral for the loan so the blonde hands him the keys to a new Rolls Royce...