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When my mom was little someone had convinced her that "If you sprinkle salt on a chicken it will let you pick it up." I wish i could have seen my mom chasing the chickens around with a salt shaker!

Quote: I had a lady ask me if the blue and green eggs are only laid during easter Oh of coarse they are only laid during easter, the hens just have to check their calendar to make sure it's time to spray paint the eggs!

My new favorite is, "Brown eggs are fertilized and white eggs are not", Than what are blue eggs?

Of course every time someone asks if I eat my eggs, they are shocked I eat "chicks", because of course all eggs are fetilized!

I think the funniest thing someone told me is, "You can't have eggs without a rooster, you should know that you have chickens!"