In my case, I was raised on a farm, moved to the big city, wound up moving to a rural area for a job, lost the job, got a farm :D And I will never willingly go back.
I don't eat fake vegetables. Why would I eat fake meat?
Seriously, though, I feel your pain. I had to cull one of my first birds because she was getting cannibalistic - and I had a friend from back in the big city calling no kill shelters to try and get a 'good home' for her. Nastiest hen I...