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"I of course think I am handsome. Hens will treat me nice on the first date when they see me, but then I get 'I wish you had more feathers on top your head, where are your waddles?, why do you have so much hair coming from inside your ears? What is wrong with your comb?' *Sigh* Sometimes I wish...

My DH was at the barber, I asked the lady to trim his eyebrow hairs. My DH said, oh, that comes with it. The barber lady said, "Well I don't automatically cut the eyebrow hairs. One time a man in his 50's came in and I was going to cut his long bushy eyebrows. He panicked and said, 'NO! I am...

Bubble gum

"Waddle-a-doodle do, if you have no "Waddles" for waddle Wednesday? Can we start an ear tuff Tuesday?"

-not entry It is funny every week starts a new pic. My first thought is how am I ever going to make this pic funny, then once it starts to flow, it does. That is why you have contributors like me and Liz. Yes we over share, but each one we contribute to cracks us up as much as it does you. You...

"If you start to lose feathers on top of your head, grow it longer on the sides and no one will notice."

"Don't say it looks like a huge wad of chewed gum, that hurts my feelings."

Our ancient ancestors built huge monuments using monolithic stones carved from chicken bones... "Wha-choo talking about?"

"The shadiest spot on Waikiki.

"I asked for a recent picture of himself and he sent this...that was taken 5 months ago, in chicken age that was like 25 years ago, and he could be molting!"