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"A crooked feather? What is she talking about? I looks perfectly straight to me..."

"Ah my house on good old Cleveland street. How could I ever forget? And there I am with that big dumb round face."

~Ah, my beauty past compare, these jewels bright I wear....Margareeeetaahh! Bonus points to those who know where that song is from...

Some mean hen said-"Your roots are showing!" That is not a nice thing to say to a silkie! That means I am going bald!

The face you make the morning after St. Patty's day when you ask "What the heck happened last night?"

What a hen sees when she looks in a mirror... What a rooster sees when he looks in a mirror...

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall I wish I was the youngest of all..." "Ugh! I wanted to be a spring chicken, not a spring chick!"