I can't help but mention, you obviously have internet access, that might be something to take advantage of. Post videos, or if your internet access is sketchy, write stories?
Do you have the round drum from the dryer? You could use that to help roll logs from out of the woods, then once you have enough logs to work on with your tools, you could turn the drum into a soil sifter and make seedling mix or planting soil to sell. The craigslist freebies often give away...
You have tools, just no money and no materials and a small car.
What I would consider is bartering chainsaw or fence post-digging work for a small utility trailer and a hitch for your car. Then you can troll the free craigslist ads at your leisure, and go pick up things - obviously not...