Do Nosy Neighbours Count As Pests?

OK, I am starting to swing towards the ‘alien’ side of the camp.

Torches at night = communication with mother ship.
Official guys in neon get up = more aliens; comparing notes/observations.
The dog and children = an attempt to ‘blend in’ which would also explain the chickens .. their observations have caused them to arrive at the conclusion that chickens are also a requirement.
Staring at the bleeding foot = fascination at the sight of red blood.
Flipping the bird = seen elsewhere and mistakenly interpreted as a sign of greeting.
Not answering the door = in their alien form and by the time they had changed back to something that would not freak you out, you had gone.

Note:  I am obviously having an extremely quiet day at work :lau  ;)  



Rofl wow.... That's amazingly well thought out... In a really creepy way ha-ha... I'm so glad I'm not the only one that thinks along those lines lol :p

I'm still leaning towards the "potheads with chickens" theory...maybe some shrooms too? :D


It's not that far of a stretch. Somethings up with those people. It's certainly got us talking and speculating. Imagine if they got on here (now that they too have chickens) and found this page talking about them. Tee hee.


I'm too paranoid to think they HAVEN'T by now ha-ha... All they have to search for is THEIR weirdo neighbor with the chickens and THIS thread is going to pop up ;)

Oh that's why my real name isn't on here ROFL, so I can complain in anonymity :D
 
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Well, this could cross over into Who's the nosy neighbor after all.
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It's fine line....and I still look forward to hearing more of this situation.
 
I've been reading this thread for some time and have to subscribe.

Finally, some people that think normally! Aliens, cane toads, mother ship, buried bodies, things I can relate to!

Something like, "First off, I'm not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all!"
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"Flipping the Bird"....I do that every time that little bugger of a EE roo gets it into his pointy head that he needs to try to put that "Giant Intruder" (that would be me) in its place..."Try" is the key word...he has taken many "Unplanned Flights"...once airborne he attempts to regaining flight control...and usually does a nice, neat little "Flip"...kinda cool really....Hey did ya know that some close associates of Winston Churchill, tried to get him not to give his famous "V" for victory sign....due to its rude connotations...have you noticed that he always seemed to "Flip" it with the back of his hand facing forward....the origin of the hand signal, was during the Battle of Argincourt....King Henry's archers flipped their right hand up at the French and jeered....showing that they still had the two fingers they used to pull their bows...the French tended to chop those fingers off EngLish Archers
 
This officially my favorite thread. I'm going with aliens. But then again my neighbors probably think the same thing of me my dog barks of I hear a noise from my coop and I'm heading out with a flashlight no matter what the hour is. Protect The Flock At All Costs! Lol my family says I am eccentric
 
"Flipping the Bird"....I do that every time that little bugger of a EE roo gets it into his pointy head that he needs to try to put that "Giant Intruder" (that would be me) in its place..."Try" is the key word...he has taken many "Unplanned Flights"...once airborne he attempts to regaining flight control...and usually does a nice, neat little "Flip"...kinda cool really....Hey did ya know that some close associates of Winston Churchill, tried to get him not to give his famous "V" for victory sign....due to its rude connotations...have you noticed that he always seemed to "Flip" it with the back of his hand facing forward....the origin of the hand signal, was during the Battle of Argincourt....King Henry's archers flipped their right hand up at the French and jeered....showing that they still had the two fingers they used to pull their bows...the French tended to chop those fingers off EngLish Archers

Lol so by that account, only flipping ONE finger means you suck at being an English Archer? :D

So in essence, she was insulting HERSELF :p
 

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