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I made this for a friend who got a kick out of it so I thought you all might enjoy too!
HOW TO MASSAGE A CHICKEN
Place chicken on fluffy blanket on lap
Gently massage neck
Work your way up the neck to the head
When the eyes start to close and the neck gets freakishly long, you know you've hit the spot!
My, what a long neck you have!!!
Work all of the knots out, chickens have such stressful lives
Gently tugging on the neck feathers feels especially good
If done properly, chicken will be sound asleep in no time
HOW TO MASSAGE A CHICKEN
Place chicken on fluffy blanket on lap
Gently massage neck
Work your way up the neck to the head
When the eyes start to close and the neck gets freakishly long, you know you've hit the spot!
My, what a long neck you have!!!
Work all of the knots out, chickens have such stressful lives
Gently tugging on the neck feathers feels especially good
If done properly, chicken will be sound asleep in no time
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