So I walked out my back door, slipped on my flip flops, took 2 steps and for some reason looked down. All I saw before leaping into the air was a black wiggly squiggly as fast as it could. I jumped about oh, maybe 400 feet, looked back on my porch, and saw a little black rat snake about a foot and a half long looking at me like.....geez, Lady, watch where you're walking, will ya???
Well, I passed my stress test with flying colors, and I let the little guy go on his little way. Just puh-lease stay off my porch. I dont know how many more of those episodes I can survive.
Well, I passed my stress test with flying colors, and I let the little guy go on his little way. Just puh-lease stay off my porch. I dont know how many more of those episodes I can survive.
