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post #31 of 359

When Dan woke from his nap, all was well in the land of reality but he still had to feed the chickens, goats, horses, geese, cows, and pigs.

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post #32 of 359
Thread Starter 

So, being a considerate owner, Dan dutifully carried out his work: except that one terrible terrible chore....

 

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

 

 

Why is there brail at drive up ATMs??

 

 

Why are their floatation devices instead of parachutes in my airplain seat???

 

 

If a tree falls in the woods and my husband doesn't hear it, am I still wrong????

 

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Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

 

 

Why is there brail at drive up ATMs??

 

 

Why are their floatation devices instead of parachutes in my airplain seat???

 

 

If a tree falls in the woods and my husband doesn't hear it, am I still wrong????

 

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post #33 of 359

Playing with the pigs in there pen which required rolling in the mud with them for fifteen minutes.

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post #34 of 359
Thread Starter 

Dan wondered why he was still wrestling with pigs:  He always got dirty, and they had a good time!

 

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

 

 

Why is there brail at drive up ATMs??

 

 

Why are their floatation devices instead of parachutes in my airplain seat???

 

 

If a tree falls in the woods and my husband doesn't hear it, am I still wrong????

 

Reply

 

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

 

 

Why is there brail at drive up ATMs??

 

 

Why are their floatation devices instead of parachutes in my airplain seat???

 

 

If a tree falls in the woods and my husband doesn't hear it, am I still wrong????

 

Reply
post #35 of 359

So he decided to sell the pigs to good homes on craigslist.

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post #36 of 359

But no one bought them.

post #37 of 359
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After the pigs were sold, Dan wondered what he should do with himself and all his money now.

 

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

 

 

Why is there brail at drive up ATMs??

 

 

Why are their floatation devices instead of parachutes in my airplain seat???

 

 

If a tree falls in the woods and my husband doesn't hear it, am I still wrong????

 

Reply

 

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

 

 

Why is there brail at drive up ATMs??

 

 

Why are their floatation devices instead of parachutes in my airplain seat???

 

 

If a tree falls in the woods and my husband doesn't hear it, am I still wrong????

 

Reply
post #38 of 359

He started to miss the pigs so he went out and bought ...  300 more chickens.  (chicken math= -pigs + lots of chickens)

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post #39 of 359
Thread Starter 

He figured, how could he go wrong with 300 mini bantums, all males??

 

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

 

 

Why is there brail at drive up ATMs??

 

 

Why are their floatation devices instead of parachutes in my airplain seat???

 

 

If a tree falls in the woods and my husband doesn't hear it, am I still wrong????

 

Reply

 

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

 

 

Why is there brail at drive up ATMs??

 

 

Why are their floatation devices instead of parachutes in my airplain seat???

 

 

If a tree falls in the woods and my husband doesn't hear it, am I still wrong????

 

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post #40 of 359

But the roosters fought a great war.

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