Q: Why did the the headless horseman start a business?
A: He wanted to get ahead in life!!!!
A: He wanted to get ahead in life!!!!
Joke Central!!! Jokes Of All Kinds!!!
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That's a cute one!
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Q: Why doesnt Dracula have any friends?
A: Because he's a pain in the neck!!
Q: What kind of dog does a vampire have?
A: A bloodhound!!
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them!!
A: Because he's a pain in the neck!!
Q: What kind of dog does a vampire have?
A: A bloodhound!!
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them!!
Q why did the baby cross the road?
A cause it was tied to the chicken
A cause it was tied to the chicken
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lol
Q: What kind of a cat should you never play cards with?
A: A cheetah!
And now for a limerick by Dapples.
"Sitting on a tombstone,
A ghost came up and said;
Excuse me, sir,
But could you move?
You're sitting on my head!"
~ Dapplepony
A: A cheetah!
And now for a limerick by Dapples.
"Sitting on a tombstone,
A ghost came up and said;
Excuse me, sir,
But could you move?
You're sitting on my head!"
~ Dapplepony
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Q: What kind of cat loves to bowl?
A: An alley cat!!
Q: Why did the kitty get arrested?
A: Because it littered!!
A: An alley cat!!
Q: Why did the kitty get arrested?
A: Because it littered!!
haha...good ones
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Q: What is a kitty's fav color?
A: Purrrrr-ple!!
A: Purrrrr-ple!!
How do we know cats are straight A students? their work is always PURR-fect
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