Things You WOULD or WOULD NOT Do If You Were A Chicken

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When I was supervising a free range this afternoon I wondered at how many times I have said "why did you do that, you silly thing?" which got me thinking that it might be fun to start a 'Things You WOULD or WOULD NOT Do If You Were A Chicken' thread.

I hope this thread takes off and people participate with some fun Would's and Would Not's.

To get the ball rolling:

If I was a chicken I WOULD NOT announce to the rest of the flock that I had caught a bug and then spend the next 10 mins running around trying to stop them stealing it from me.

If I was a chicken I WOULD sleep in.

If I was a chicken I WOULD NOT pick a fight with a chicken twice my size.

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If I were a chicken, I would:

1) Choose a secluded venue to do my business. Scattering my poo poos all over the place - especially the stinky ones - It is most definitely not lady like...

2) Look for the door before trying to dash out of the run through the wire.
 
If I was a chicken I would tell my rooster to stop mounting the duck because the turkeys are starting to talk.

If I was a chicken I would stop roosting on top of the beautiful coop my owner built for me and covering it with poop when he built a beautiful roost for me in out of the weather.
 
vahomesteaders said:
If I was a chicken I would tell my rooster to stop mounting the duck because the turkeys are starting to talk.

If I was a chicken I would stop roosting on top of the beautiful coop my owner built for me and covering it with poop when he built a beautiful roost for me in out of the weather.
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I love them both .. good one! :)
 

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