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I would find my S.O. a raised tomato bed before I found myself on an empty couch!
Good luck with that.
I need dumber chickens!!!
I thought I had restored domestic tranquility.
I put up a white picket fence to keep the chickens out. I put a green net fence outside that. Also note in the pictures the bed is raised.
Last night we were sitting in the yard, feeding the chickens their treats and drinking a corona lite with a little lime. Life was good!
The little woman was clearly happy with me. I was in good graces.
Then one chicken ruined it all. A smaller production red cockerel, walked over to the tomatoes and looked at them and fence. My wife was congratulating me on thwarting his plans for tomato dessert. Then the little S.O.B looked up and jumped, landing right on top of the fence. My wife said a nasty wood and ran after the chicken. The chicken jumped into the tomatoes.
My wife tried to catch it. It was running around and through the tomatoes to avoid being captured. It looked like a cross between a clown car and a Chinese Fire drill (the thing we use to do as kids) when I made a nearly fatal error. I laughed.
She said some things, the gist of it was get out of your chair and help me catch this chicken. So beings a reasonably intelligent person, I complied.
We removed said chicken, sat back in our chairs hoping the trouble was over. It was not.
Did you know chickens are not great innovators with their 7 brain cells, but they will copy anothers action at the drop of a hat. I had no more than a sip of my corona down, when their were 3 chickens in the tomatoes. Looks like I will sleep on the couch again tonight....
Back to the drawing board.
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