You may be a country gal if . . .
. . . youve ever doctored your animals yourself.
. . . preparing chicken for dinner involves a lot more than getting a package from the freezer.
. . . the Tractor Supply store has ever opened 30 minutes early because you called with an emergency.
. . . youve ever spat on your hands as a pre-wash.
. . . you know how to blow your nose without a hanky or tissue.
. . . youve been called sir by someone misled by your boots, barn coat, and cap.
. . . you know that saying a guy is as smart as a button buck isnt a compliment.
. . . you expect your kids to walk anywhere thats less than 2 miles away because youd do it yourself.
. . . people stop you in the hall at church to request a dozen eggs, a pint of honey, or some other produce.
. . . you consider a new pitchfork a thoughtful birthday gift.
. . . you have one pair of high heels, but 4 pairs of boots -- for rain, mud, snow, and dress.
. . . your children have a lot of insight into where babies come from.
. . . you realize that perpetually muddy floors are part of the territory.
. . . the power goes out and your first thought is of the heat lamps in the barn/coop.
. . . you do a happy dance at the mailbox when the seed catalogs come in the Spring.
. . . youve ever doctored your animals yourself.
. . . preparing chicken for dinner involves a lot more than getting a package from the freezer.
. . . the Tractor Supply store has ever opened 30 minutes early because you called with an emergency.
. . . youve ever spat on your hands as a pre-wash.
. . . you know how to blow your nose without a hanky or tissue.
. . . youve been called sir by someone misled by your boots, barn coat, and cap.
. . . you know that saying a guy is as smart as a button buck isnt a compliment.
. . . you expect your kids to walk anywhere thats less than 2 miles away because youd do it yourself.
. . . people stop you in the hall at church to request a dozen eggs, a pint of honey, or some other produce.
. . . you consider a new pitchfork a thoughtful birthday gift.
. . . you have one pair of high heels, but 4 pairs of boots -- for rain, mud, snow, and dress.
. . . your children have a lot of insight into where babies come from.
. . . you realize that perpetually muddy floors are part of the territory.
. . . the power goes out and your first thought is of the heat lamps in the barn/coop.
. . . you do a happy dance at the mailbox when the seed catalogs come in the Spring.
