"I don't care if there are worms in the road, you stay out of there." "If you chase those chicks I'll chase you and then where will you be?" "Be a good girl and eat your own food."
Yeah, they don't even blink at the feed store when we fill our little hatchback to the gills with bags of chicken stuff. I've learned though, it doesn't pay to haul hay in a small car - we're still digging hay out of it!