Green must be a curmudgeonly man who is still set in his ways. Poor ol' guy probably wonders why people keep putting things where they don't belong. "Dagnabit all! Shoes belong over here, not over there. And, who in tarnation are all these people and what are they doing in MY house anyway?"...
The stories your home could tell. Think of the children running up the stairs, clacking the hard soles of their shoes on the wooden risers. The love the walls have held within their confines. The controversy, the heated, passionate arguments. Doncha just wish you could travel back in time...